Bash Wathier is a philosopher, dog walker, and visual therapist. Several years ago, doctors diagnosed Bash with introvertius cerebelli, and today he continues to suffer from a clinical irritability with people who speak in the passive voice. Bash therefore communicates only through his consigliere and interpreter, Sir Edmund Hillary (no relation).

 

Likes include floor puzzles, carrots, welterweight boxing, and his cover band, Peter, Paul & Barry. Dislikes are several, but mostly revolve around people who spell their name "Geoff."

 

He claims to have coined the saying "see the forest through the trees," but that is unconfirmed.

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Bash currently serves as the Secretary-Treasurer of the Illuminati.

 

He rarely leaves his villa in Crapo, MD.