THE MEZCAL MANIFESTO

The philosophical foundation for the war on hotel art

After a devastating attack of hostile serenity by the Cleveland Marriott Downtown, on February 2, 2026, Bash formally declared war upon all hotel art.

To organize his insurgency, Bash formed the Movement to Eliminate Zeal-less Corporate Aesthetic Lethargy (MEZCAL).

The MEZCAL Manifesto No. 1

Amended July 8, 2026

Crapo, MD

1. Art requires risk.

2. Perfection is a lie.

3. Speed is more truthful than ego.

4. The scars make the story.

5. Never play to the gallery (david bowie).

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