BASH WATHIER IS A CAMPAIGN AGAINST HOTEL ART
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Bash Wathier is a philosopher, dog walker, and visual therapist. Several years ago, Bash diagnosed himself with introvertius cerebelli, and today he continues to suffer from a clinical irritability with people who speak in the passive voice. Bash therefore communicates only through his Consigliere and Interpreter, Sir Edmund Hillary (no relation).
Likes include floor puzzles, carrots, welterweight boxing, and his cover band, Peter, Paul & Barry. Dislikes are several, but mostly revolve around people who spell their name "Geoff."
He claims to have coined the saying "see the forest through the trees," but that is unconfirmed.
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Bash is an amateur boxer (0-2) and currently serves as the Secretary-Treasurer of the Illuminati.
He rarely leaves his villa in Crapo, MD.
After a devastating attack of hostile serenity by the Cleveland Marriott Downtown, on February 2, 2026, Bash formally declared war upon all hotel art.
To organize his insurgency, Bash formed the Movement to Eliminate Zeal-less Corporate Aesthetic Lethargy (MEZCAL).