WHO IS BASH WATHIER?

Bash Wathier is a philosopher, dog walker, and visual therapist.

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​Several years ago, Bash diagnosed himself with introvertius cerebelli, and today he continues to suffer from a clinical irritability with people who speak in the passive voice.

 

Bash therefore communicates only through his Consigliere and Interpreter, Sir Edmund Hillary (no relation).

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Likes include floor puzzles, carrots, welterweight boxing, and his cover band, Peter, Paul & Barry. Dislikes are several, but mostly revolve around people who spell their name "Geoff."

 

He claims to have coined the saying "see the forest through the trees," but that is unconfirmed.

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Bash is an amateur boxer (0-2) and currently serves as the Secretary-Treasurer of the Illuminati.

 

He rarely leaves his villa in Crapo, MD.

 

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